Matt in the Middle: Isn't Tomorrow February Fool's Day?

Monday, January 31, 2011

Isn't Tomorrow February Fool's Day?

More like Jack-Ass

Sorry I am blogging so late today but the day got away from me quickly. It started with the usual stuff - getting Fabio up and going for school, making Fabio's lunch because he doesn't like the hot lunches, making Sugar Momma's coffee, driving Fabio to the bus stop because he dilly-dallied and wasn't out the door in time...then I went across town to pay the car payment, went to the store to make sure we have enough provisions (toilet paper and the like) to get us through SnowMattgeddon 2011, worked out, drove to Elburn to pick up Sugar Momma's new glasses, came back home and got a call asking if I could work in 30 minutes until 4:30 or so and now I am home and finally blogging you.

LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOW

Supposedly the MIDDLEwest is gonna get walloped with a bunch of snow for the next few days. There's talks of 12" - 25" (TWSS) before it's done sometime Wednesday. Some are saying that it will be the biggest snow storm the MIDDDLEsection has ever seen. Global warming + 2012 just around the corner = a lot of "firsts" and "biggests" and "worsts." Isn't tomorrow February 1st? I'm not gonna fall for that one again. Get back with me January 2013 and I'll remind you that this was just somebody upstairs shaking a big snow globe for a couple of days. It's just a bunch or malarkey as we know it and I feel fine.

I am supposed to work basketball games Tuesday and Wednesday night. Good thing I have 4-wheel drive. I love driving in the snow; it's the others that I worry about. I hope the snow doesn't cause a bunch of stuff to get canceled. I want to work. Also, Fabio's honors breakfast at school is Wednesday morning. He has been on the A/B Honor Roll every semester since I can remember. I am very proud of him. he plays several sports and gets all "A's" and "B's" and still has time to keep the world safe in Call of Duty: Black Ops.

Last night the Screen Actors' Guild Awards (SAG) were on television. I didn't watch them but I am aware being in the movie review buz! My picks for the top five categories for Oscars (Academy Awards) were the top five winners for SAG's. Check my Oscar picks on MIDDLE MOVIE REVIEWS for these picks on January 27th and my new review of The King's Speech. I picked Colin Firth for Best Actor, Natalie Portman for Best Actress, The King's Speech for Best Picture (they vote the cast in the SAG's), Christian Bale for Best Supporting Actor and Melissa Leo for Best Actress. I told you they read this blog in Hollywood...and they are apparently copying off of my paper too. Damn you Damon!

How many more award shows and all-star games do we need this winter? Hey, I have a dream job and I make a bazillion dollars a year. Now, kiss my fragile bum some more....am I the only one who doesn't get this?

February is tomorrow (if we survive the blizzard). what does it mean if the groundhog is beuried and unavailable? What if he is frozen solid? Through January I have worked out 16.33 times (which is about 1,470 minutes or 29 1/2 hours) and I have lost four pounds. I am well on my way to achieving my 2011 resolutions but there is plenty of time to fail - BUT THAT'S NOT IN THE PLAN! As always, remember I love you and am happy you spend a few minutes with me every day. I will blog you tomorrow and you may get to read it from home because you'll be snow-bound. TTTT...MITM (burrrr)

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Matt In The Middle Blogssary

47% Rule - Matt in the Middle is 47 % estrogen
53% Rule - Matt in the Middle is 53% testosterone
Agitator (the) - Matt's podcast name (revealed in blog and podcast number 2
B. S. - blog stuff
Big Sexy - Jay Cole's drink of choice (Jack and Coke) - doesn't necessarily have to be Jack
Blogcast - our podcast (Dirty Laundry)
Bloggestion - now in Urban Dictionary meaning something suggested on a blog or taking a few minutes to understand (like suggested or digested)
Blogging Suit - like a NASCAR driver's racing suit with all of the sponsors patches
Blogssary - blog glossary
Blogisodes - episodes of this blog
BWAK - blogged with a kiss
Ca-Ching - the sound of the cash register as I try to gain sponsors that will never actually happen (I'm not really that delusional) - same as ka-ching
Cha Cha - revealed to be Sugar Momma's new name on premier podcast
Cheese & Quackers - our resident ducks. she is cheese and he is quackers
Ciaoloha - MITM's new mega-word "discovered" on Columbus Day 2011. It combines "hello," "goodbye," "love," "podcast" and "blog" into one happy little package!
Copyright - something that I think is clever and original that needs to be protected as original intellectual material (like it would really hold up in court)
Dirty Laundry - our podcast/blogcast launched 4/1/11
Discomboobulated - a word Bret Michaels used on Celebrity Apprentice when he meant discombobulated though discomboobulated is an actual word
Fabio - the name my son preferred being called on the blog (the artist formerly known as Sparky)
Judii - the sister I never had but wish I did (my unofficial sister)
Ka-ching - the sound of the cash register as I try to gain sponsors that will never actually happen (I'm not really that delusional) - same as ca-ching
Kajunkles - used for people who don't know how to run correctly. Body parts moving against one another rather than together for the common goal of running (could be a noun, proper noun or a verb). Trying to accomplish something against seemingly impossible odds.
The Lost Sock - Cha Cha's brother (and my brother-in-law). One of the best people I have known in my life.
MADYM - One of my very good friends - Mary. She was given this name based on an acronym of her name by one of my other very good friends Stacee. Together they came up with the MITM theme song idea. She was also our maid of honor or matron of honor (I don't know the difference).
Middle - anything average or center (Middle of the country, Middle of life, average intelligence, a regular joe (or joan)...)
MITM - Matt In The Middle
Ms. Peabody - Maisy (our dog) because of Mr. Peabody
Nature Girl - Another very good friend- Sue. Given this name because of being a combination of Diane Fossey, Caroline Ingalls and Danielle Boone (lady Daniel)
Patent / Patent Pending - something that I think is clever and original that needs to be protected as original intellectual material (like it would really hold up in court)
PFT - Plasma Fun Time - donating plasma - twice a week.
Roz - my pink/fuchsia i-pod nano. Named for Roz Kelly who played Pinky Tuscadero on tv's Happy Days. She goes with me everywhere to play my life's soundtrack and measure my steps with her pedometer.
Sparky - my son's blog pseudonym (see also Fabio)
Splenda - my daughter's blog pseudonym
Sponsorship Patch - when I mention a known product to try to get sponsorships and want to put a patch on my blogging suit
Stacee - a friend from high school that is a great inspiration to me continuously. The Cosmos keep bringing us back together electronically (MySpace, Facebook, Blog...) even though we haven't "seen" each other for nearly thirty years.
Stuck In The Middle With You - Stealers Wheels theme song of MITM. Idea suggested by MADY and Stacee
Sugar Momma - my wife, Jill
Trademark - something that I think is clever and original that needs to be protected as original intellectual material (like it would really hold up in court)
TTTT - Ta Ta 'Til Tomorrow
TWSS - that's what she said
WTF - why the face?

Potato Soup

Ingredients Needed:
1 - 32 oz. box Vegetarian Vegetable Broth (I used Swanson's)
can substitute with chicken broth if you wish
1 - package of Country Gravy Mix (I used McCormick's)
okay to use sausage gravy mix if you wish
1 - 26 oz. package of frozen hash browns

Cook hash browns in a large pot. Cook potatoes until slightly browned stirring often so as not to burn the hash browns. While the hash browns are cooking prepare the country gravy mix as directed on package. Once the potatoes are done to your liking slowly pour the broth into the pot with the potatoes and reduce heat and simmer until hot. After the potatoes and broth are hot add the gravy mix and continue to simmer until thickened. Serve and eat.

** special note...I like it extra spicy so I add an extra package of county gravy mix to the finished mixture and whisk and heat.

Just like I always say - add whatever you want (peas, onions...) and make it your own. And, as always, ENJOY!

Sangria Wine Recipe (reposted from 4/22/10)

I also made Sangria yesterday to honor Earth's goodness (truthfully so I could get lit). I am not a wine drinker because most wines are too dry in my opinion and I am not a big fan of cotton-mouth. I liked the movie "Sideways" though so I want to like wine. I was watching Planet Green a couple of days ago while I was cleaning the kitchen and folding laundry like a real man and Emeril Lagasse was making paella on "Emeril Green". He also threw in, as an after-thought, Sangria so I hit the record button. Well he did it very fast and didn't say measurements or anything but he gave the basics so I came up with my own recipe and I think it turned out well though I made A LOT! Sugar Momma says I am a man of excess - isn't that what "man" means? Anyway, here's my Sangria recipe but I suggest you might want to cut the volume down unless you are having a small country over for dinner:

ingredients (I would suggest cutting the liquids in half)

3 liters of inexpensive Shiraz (Frontera Mendoza 2009)
1 cup of Grand Marnier
1 cup of brandy
1 cup of lime juice
3 limes
3 lemons
2 granny smith apples
2 large oranges
12 oz. sugar
33.8 oz sparkling water (Pellegrino)
64 oz. orange juice
ice

In a HUGE bowl slice the fruit and cover with sugar, mix. Add Shiraz and stir. Add ice to hold the fruit under while it drowns in the wine. Add Grand Marnier and brandy and stir. Add lime juice, orange juice and sparkling water and stir. Let sit for awhile so the tastes blend. Taste and add ingredients to taste (I added a little more lime juice and sugar). Find the biggest vessel you own for storage (mine is a pot like they used in those headhunter movies to cook people which is now sitting on our stove). Sweet and fruity just like me. Share with your friends/neighbors and your boss at review time.

Caprese Paninis

Ingredients you will need:

good loaf of bread (I used Italian bread)
mozzarella cheese
pesto sauce (I used jarred Classico brand - found by pastas)
fresh basil leaves
extra virgin olive oil
tomatoes

And here we go:
slice the bread and brush extra virgin olive oil on both sides of each slice. Clean and separate basil leaves. Slice tomatoes. Grate Cheese. Lightly grill one side of each slice of bread. Flip the bread when lightly toasted. After flipping the bread spread pesto on the toasted side and top with shredded cheese while the other side toasts. Once the second side is toasted and the cheese is starting to melt remove it from the

grill and top with two slices of tomato side-by-side and put a basil leaf on each tomato slice. Remove another slice of the toast with the pesto and cheese mixture from the grill and place it cheese/pesto side down on top of the tomato and basil'd toast to form a sandwich. (They could just as easily be done in a frying pan or on a George Foreman Grill...)

Done! Very simple and delicious!

Monday, January 31, 2011

Isn't Tomorrow February Fool's Day?

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