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Top of the bloggin' to ya! And, in honor of St. Mattrick's Day, my Irish eyes are not smilin'. I am a little salty this morning (TWSS). I went over this morning to perform one of my usual Thursday rituals, donating plasma, and you'll never, ever, ever guess what happened. I was denied...stick save by the Proteins' goalie. I probably consumed more food-related protein yesterday than all of you combined. I had 3 protein shakes yesterday (one with two scoops), I had 2 shrimp egg rolls, I ate wasabi soy sauce almonds off and on all day, I had a Weight Watchers tuna noodle gratin meal which I added and entire can of tuna to on top of their tuna, I had two protein bars and more I cannot even remember. Basically, I am going to become Fat Matt again just to build my protein levels to where they should be. That's not even why I am salty. I logged onto Facebook just now to get caught up and begin blogging you and my "so-called" Facebook friend Mr. Peanut is wanting me to join is March Madness brackets pool. Talk about adding insalt to injury. Listen here Mr. Peanut Downey Junior I don't take very kindly to intimidation or taunting; it drives me nuts. Do something about my protein and I will do something for you. I guess my displaced aggression toward Mr. Peanut is unwarranted but it seems he must be locked into some National Plasma Protein Database and is targeting me on Facebook; I may have to un-friend him. Maybe a restraining order is necessary because I surely don't want to get asalted. Donating plasma obviously removes protein from my body because Thursdays are when I have the protein problem from donating on Tuesdays.
Is there a protein-deficiency telethon? I heard this morning that a bunch of big stars are getting together to form a Band Aid-type group (my St. Patrick's Day Irish/British tie-in). They are going to do a "Do They Know it's Christmas?" / USA for Africa "We Are The World" kind of song for disaster relief for Japan.These songs must help these causes or they wouldn't keep doing them right? If they help I am happy that they are doing this. I truly hope that these types of things aren't just vehicles for these stars to gain exposure. I like to believe that these people are similar you and I and actually care about other people in the world. Maybe to promote the blog and the Dirty Laundry podcast debut (April 1st - you knew I would get it in here somewhere) I should get a bunch of stars together to do a Dirty Laundry song. I should get together stars like: Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan, Mel Gibson, Robert Blake, OJ Simpson, Gilbert Gottfried... and even stars who were formerly in trouble like: Winona Ryder, Robert "Mr. Peanut" Downey Jr., George Michael, Brittany Spears... Go ahead Saturday Night Live; just mention me or let me be in the sketch when you do it (not yet...too soon).
Donny and Marie Osmond are set to spend the winter in the MIDDLEwest. I am not saying that they are spending time on Mattgarita Island and appearing on Dirty Laundry but you'll have to listen all of December to find out. Their primary reason for visiting the MIDDLEwest is for their Donny and Marie - Christmas in Chicago show from December 6th to the 24th at The Oriental Theater. I remember watching their variety show as a kid and I enjoyed it. I even remember having a couple of Osmond Brothers cassettes (before, 8-tracks, CD's, ipods...existed) because I was "a little bit rock and roll." If I wanted to "shuffle" my tunes I had to hit the "FF" button (fast forward) or the "Rewind" button (fairly self-explanatory) on my little (kinda big, actually) cassette player (the Walkman hadn't even been invented yet). Tickets for Donny and Marie's Christmas show are on sale now. The show is supposedly similar to to their television shows Donny and Marie (1976-1979 and 1998-2000).
I tried to type faster but it didn't help. I am going to do something now that I haven't done all winter; I am going to get a hair cut. I like it a little longer because I am not very attractive and the longer hair makes my a little less hideous. Sometimes a really nice frame can make a really ugly painting look almost good enough to hang in your basement or bathroom. Thanks for stopping by today. I haven't mentioned it in awhile but I do appreciate you spending some time with me every day (when you can - no pressure). Have a great day and eat some corned beef for me but save me some cabbage. TTTT...MITM (Slán go fóill). May ya have a half-an-hour in Heaven before the devil knows you're dead!
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