The Academy Awards were last night and I did pretty well with my original six predictions of the big six awards at MIDDLE MOVIE REVIEWS (all the winners are listed there). The only one I missed was Best Director; I guess I made that pick with my heart more than my head anyway so I wasn't surprised. Of the top six I consider Best Director number six anyway so if I was gonna miss one that's the one I'd want to miss. I did just add a pick for Best Documentary pick Friday and I wasn't surprised I missed that one either.
Bjork shall lead us! |
It's still the end of the month for one more day (today) so as you can probably tell my PMS is still raging. Wow, tomorrow's March 1st. One day closer to March 2nd I guess. Maybe the water-weight will be gone tomorrow.
While driving to the basketball games yesterday I wondered to myself, "self, why are salt sheds shaped like breasts?" I am sure there is a reason like: that's the way piles of salt form when you dump the salt or it's a moisture issue or something but I don't really want to know the reason I just find giant breasts on the side of the road rather distracting while I am trying to pay attention to the road. I think it would be funny to have a street artist find a couple of these structures next to one another and then make it look like a giant woman is lying down out in the field. Let me know when you come back to America Banksy I will help you and I can start a farm art documentary.
mmmm, shamrock shakes |
We stopped at our local 7-eleven, oh thank heaven, to get a breakfast snack on our way to the games yesterday. I had just watched Zombieland and had a hankerin' for a Twinkie. Just like in the movie...they were out of Twinkies! I don't eat that kind of food very often anymore so I was pretty happy they didn't have any after I was down the road a piece. I guess the Zombieland diet gods were watching out for me. I wonder if they store the cream filling in one of those giant storage breasts. Now that would make sense! They should shape milk storage tanks like that. It would do a Matty good to see a milk truck driving down the street looking like two giant breasts. White trucks for white milk and brown trucks for chocolate milk; I don't think milk will ever be able to conquer their segregation issues. I rarely drink milk because I think it is made for baby cows and I don't want to look like a baby cow again but I may change my mind if they used this storage suggestion as an ad campaign.
When I picked Sugar Momma up at the train last week I texted her (while driving) "you will recognize me, I will be the one that looks like me."
Thanks Banksy! |
Alright, gotta go get some things done...like try to find a job. Or, should I just wait for the Two and a Half Men people to call? Have a great Leap Year Eve (if this were a leap year). I will try to be in better blogging spirits tomorrow. TTT March...MITM (out like a lyin')