A New Dirty Laundry Mansion on the Horizon?

The New Dirty Laundry Mansion?

It's July already....June Fools! Why does April get a fools' day and none of the other months do? I call shenanigans.

This day is getting away from me very quickly. I started by doing the looking for a job deal and then I worked on the bedroom; reorganizing for optimum performance. Then I moved into Kajunkles Studio and worked in here a bit. Now I will blog and then I need to work-out. The day started off pretty well. I woke up in a great mood. That's unusual for me but it was because I had a bad dream THAT I ACTUALLY REMEMBERED! I didn't take my anti-histamine last night so I woke up in the MIDDLE of the night. I watched television for a bit but was able to fall back asleep and then dreamed...I'm like a real boy now. I think I may write about the dream but you'll have to wait until it's published or hits the big screen (no sex in the dream either so it may get a PG-13).

Charlie Sheen's mansion is for sale. The asking price is only $7.2 million. I am thinking about buying it and making it Kajunkles Mansion but I think calling it Dirty Laundry Mansion would be more appropriate. Can you imagine what that place would look like if you went in there with one of those black lights people take into hotel rooms to see the stains on the sheets...? A porn website has already made an offer of $4.5 million to buy the house. They want to make it a "rest haven" for porn stars. I guess Sheen already called it Sober Valley Lodge so it is set up nicely for a rehab/rest place. Is "rest haven" code for "house that we make a reality show in when it's full of porn stars?" It's already broken in for that. I think Sheen was doing his video podcast from there so it's already ready for what we need for the podcast. I bet we could easily get some celebrities on the show if we lived there...they would probably just show up thinking it was still Sheen's house and we'd just invite them in and press record. Hmmmmmmm...

Rodney Allen Rippey

Last night I got to grill out again...maybe the weather worm has turned. I grilled Ahi Tuna steaks and made some garlic rice and orzo pasta and made a fruit salad. I cut up a pineapple, a mango, a South American cantaloupe-type melon, four bananas and added a couple of handfuls of blackberries. Every time I took a bite of the fruit salad I would think, "I think I like the blackberries best." Then I would eat some more and think, "the pineapple is my favorite." I don't have to keep going through all of the fruits do I? The best part is that there's a lot left in the fridge...those pineapples are pretty big for three people who are also eating rice and tuna.Guess what Cha Cha took for lunch today?

I heard that Michael Jackson's (Jacko) mom wants Michael's kids to start hanging out with Jaden and Willow Smith (Will and Jada's megastars). Willow, Jaden, Blanket, Prince and Paris. Is Joe Jackson still alive? He needs to get the belt out and turn these five kids into The Jackson Five 2.0. Good thing Janet didn't have a "wardrobe malfunction" in that video. Any one of these kids could buy Charlie Sheen's house right now - I guess they don't need to be the new Super Troupers. The request for the kids to hang-out together came from Katherine Jackson (the matriarch) after the five kids were seen together on a movie set. I will start a rumor and say they are already making their own new television series based on their new musical super-group. I will further lie say that they have asked me to be Executive Producer.

Have a nice June Fools' Day. The weather seems to be cooperating in the MIDDLE again today. I think I am gonna go down (TWSS) and have some fruit salad (TWSS) before I workout. If you're looking for something free to do tonight I think Fabio is gonna be on "the hill" for The Phillies in DeKalb. TTTT...MITM (fruitin' out).