Let's give the old boy a plug? What, what? |
Speaking of that big wedding, could you believe that former British Prime Minister Tony Blair wasn't invited? If I remember correctly, in the movie The Queen, QE II and Tony Blair were getting on famously at the end of the film. I assumed that entire movie, like all movies, was 100% historically accurate. Has something happened since then? Kanye West was invited but Tony Blair was not? Kanye didn't go so there was room for Mr. Blair. I am flabbergasted, indubitably! Posh Spice, Elton John, Mr. Bean, Guy Ritchie, Joss Stone but no Tony Blair? Unspeakably dreadful, I say! I was able to obtain this MITM exclusive footage of Tony Blair trying to get into the wedding uninvited.
Hey, I just thought of something I could have been doing since 2:00 AM...sleeping. No, just kidding. I think there were two new episodes of Call Me Fitz on Thursday that my trusty DVR should have recorded. Man, I love that show (after only two episodes). Fitz (Jason Priestly) used one of my favorite derogatory terms for women of all time that I hadn't heard in years and I am going to work to bring back. It may not be derogatory because I think it's kind of a compliment. I love all women and I am 47% estrogen so it isn't sexist when I use it right? Should I tell you what it is or just use it on you when I see you broads? Nope, it's not "broads." It's much better. Maybe I will say it on this week's Dirty Laundry podcast so it can get bleeped out like Cha Cha's nastiest of all nastys last week. I think I am going to write it on the board and call Cha Cha the name tomorrow at the beginning of the show unbeknownst to her. I cannot wait....buuuuuhaaaaaa (that's an evil maniacal laugh, by the way). She shocked me last week well it's shock-back time Cha Cha!!!!
I'm Not Sponge-Worthy! |
Yesterday I mentioned that the new film Friends With Benefits was just a Seinfeld episode and I was going to work on a couple of scripts the same way. MADYM (one of my many muses) posted on my Facebook page that I should also work on a screenplay called Sponge Worthy. I have put all of my previous movies based on Seinfeld episodes on hold and am focusing exclusively on Sponge Worthy. I hope Tom Kenny is available for the lead role of Bob when I get the script done. His sidekick in the film should be played by Bill Fagerbakke, of course. His name will be Pat but I will call him "The Sponge Blocker" in the film. I may have to start printing up "sponge worthy" t-shirts and giving them to my blog and pod--faithful ladies out there in sponge land. (oh yeah) (guess what song just got added to Roz's extensive catalog? - I like extensive catalogs and I cannot lie)
Alright, I am going to go downstairs and see if there are a couple of episodes for me to watch before everybody gets up and the craziness begins. Have a great day and hope for no rain and maybe a little warmth so you can come over and we can tell blogstories tonight. TTTT (the last T could stand for tonight or today if I see you before tomorrow)...MITM (out but not forgotten)