Dispose of this Blog After Reading (I Can't)

It's Friday and my weekend has already begun except for the part where I sleep before my weekend begins. Today is the fourth day of the NBA season. Everyone is tied except for the fans who are four games back in the league....that number should get larger day after day.

Love that Buick trunk space for kidnapping

I have decided that one of my goals for the next six months is to arrive half-drunk in a strange place. By place I am specifically referring to a strange country. So, let's say by June I want to arrive half-drunk in a strange country. More specifically, I want to be the person who chooses where I am going and arrive there half-drunk. I don't want to get kidnapped and thrown into the trunk of a Buick (I don't know why Buick came to mind but it seems like either that or a Cadillac should be a car you'd get thrown into the trunk of if you're gonna get thrown in the trunk of a car) and driven to an airport and loaded onto a plane in restraints so don't get any ideas Buick and Cadillac owners. If you listened to the most recent Dirty Laundry Podcast and heard the mysterious letter we received maybe my wish will come true via dogsled?

I finished reading a magazine last night and wasn't really sure what to do with it. Why would I feel guilty throwing a magazine away when I am done with it? Does it come from having written for a magazine and newspapers and blogs (well, this one anyway) and knowing what goes into getting them written and published? Do I think it's disrespecting the work? I have so many weird idiotsyncrasies  (I know it's usually idiosyncrasies in most cases but "idiot" seems appropriate when  it is referring to me).

This afternoon on the podcast we are going to talk to Jen St. Martin in Portugal about her paranormal story. Jen said it's okay to use her entire name and she even got permission from other people involved in the story to use their names....the names will not even be changed to protect the innocent. I cannot wait to talk to her about her evil entity and such. I am very intrigued. The show probably won't be up until Sunday or Monday but we'll interview her tonight.

This weekend Cha Cha and I are going to Chicago with my buddy Randy and his wife Amy. Randy is the one who I have gone on a couple of baseball trips with (Mets, Yankees, Nationals, Phillies twice, Orioles). We are talking about our next baseball trip being to Texas (Arlington) and Houston; I think I will wear my Cardinals shirts. Anyway he does a blog also but his is about steak joints. Unlike some blogs his has a specific theme - don't you hate blogs that just ramble on about one thing and then disjointedly just jump to another topic for no apparent reason? His does not do that - he is focused! Before I stopped eating meat for awhile while we were in Brooklyn (Yankees) we went to Peter Luger Steak House. Now that I eat meat again (the last time we were in Philly I didn't even have a cheesesteak - which I regret now even though I did have one the time before when we were in the Philadelphia) he wants to go with Cha Cha and I. I am sure it's to try to trick me into promoting his blog (I'm A Frayed Knott) because I am now an international blogging and podcasting sensation or is phenomenon a better term to describe it? More like annoyance or curiosity I suppose. He must think I am some kind of a weak-minded moron if he thinks I am just going to mention I'm A Frayed Knott and hyperlink it and stuff. His last name is Knott which is why it's called I'm A Frayed Knott. I hope if I do mention it and I blog about our night out, which we all know that I will do, that I will be able to somehow trick him into mentioning Dirty Laundry Podcast and Matt In The Middle on Im' A Frayed Knott.

What the Hell am I suppose to do to stop it?

I heard on the news again today about the meteor that is just going to miss crashing into the Earth. If it's going to miss us why do we even need to know about it? Even if it were gonna hit us and there's nothing we could do about it why would we need to know about it? How much do you want to bet me that the movie Armageddon won't be on some channel sometime this weekend? I guarandamntee it will!

My eye lids are getting pretty heavy. Why does that happen when we are tired? That is a pretty odd phenomenon when you think about it. ENOUGH!!!!!!

Have a great Friday and a super weekend. I may blog tomorrow but you'll just have to be surprised just like I will one of these 5AMs when a limo picks me up and takes me to some Hell's Angels who will drive me to Greenland and deliver me to my igloo and dogsled and team of dogs (you really have to listen to last week's podcast to know what that is all about). Thanks for being here again today - I really, really, really infinity appreciate you. TTTT, Sunday or Monday....MITM (lids closed)