| This dude's forked! |
Speaking of the jury still being out - no I am not referring to the Casey Anthony trial - did you hear about the California lady that cut off her husband's penis while he slept? She must have really been angry with him. I heard she had fan photos and autographs of Lorena Bobbit framed on her walls. Bobbit only chopped it off and threw it out of a car window if I remember correctly. This lady made sure that this dude would not have it reattached so he could make porno films later on like John Wayne Bobbit did...she put in down the garbage disposal. She supposedly made him a meal (his penis' last supper) and drugged the food. While he was sleeping she julienned his junk probably with the same knife that she used to make his dinner. The woman, Catherine Kieu Becker, has been charged with: aggravated mayhem, false imprisonment, assault with a deadly weapon, administering a drug with intent to commit a felony, poisoning and spousal abuse. Aggravated Mayhem!!!! They are giving out all three of her names? Is she a serial slice/dicer? They don't usually start throwing out all three names until you are a serial something. Maybe she took the testicles too! Bobbit - Becker...both have six letters like Helser. Both start with B like my MIDDLE name. I'd better stop taking the Benadryl and continue to make all of the meals.
Netflix is raising their prices (thank you for the blog-tip Brian D). You know I talk about Netflix here probably about once a week and I have loved the service but I am going to have to rethink the whole deal. They are raising the program that I am on from $9.99 per month to $15.99 per month beginning September 1st. We use Netflix a great deal but I am considering dropping the service just based on principal. That's a huge increase percentage-wise. Were they trying to get us used to the service and then planning on raising the cost this much all along? A couple bucks would have been understandable I suppose but are they gonna raise the price by 60% every year now? Who owns Netflix Exxon-Mobil? I am not sure if Netflix raising their price or the Casey Anthony verdict will end up being a bigger topic of chat on Facebook before this is all through. I will investigate further before I make a decision but that Redbox is starting to look pretty good again.
| Shazbat! Lady Ga Ga |
Did you hear that Lady Ga Ga got egged after her concert in Sydney, Australia last night? For one of her encores down-under she rolled out onto stage in a wheelchair. Apparently some fans thought that was a little too much and they egged her and her entourage as they left. It would seem to me that the eggers were just looking for a reason to egg Ga Ga because WHY WOULD YOU BRING EGGS TO A CONCERT? I wouldn't be surprised if Lady Ga Ga hired people to egg her so that idiots across the world would blog about her to keep her nuttiness in the news. Is it a coincidence that when she came out on stage in a Mork From Ork egg we talked about her and now she gets egged and we will talk about her again? She has an egg fetish. Is she going to soon be singing "the incredible edible egg song?" When she does you'll know she stole the idea from Matt In The Middle. The egg represents the female of the species - GA GA IS A SEXIST!!! Remember when we find out that she staged this stunt, and others like it, that you heard it here first. Ga Ga is like P.T. Barnum even more than I am I think - I may be a little jealous actually.
I am hungry now so I think I will go have some breakfast before I get ready for work. Eggs sound good but I will feel a bit uneasy when I hear the shells getting crushed in the garbage disposal. Harry Potter and something Part 2 starts tonight at midnight. I will be sleeping with one eye open then. Have a great day. TTTT...MITM (avoiding the garbage disposal)
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