Just Another Cyber Monday (oh, it's Tuesday)

I have not done much on the computer for a week. I haven't blogged since last Wednesday. I don't think I have been on Facebook for about three days. I cannot believe I haven't died from electronic media withdrawal (EMW) - patent/trademark/copyrights pending. I even missed Cyber Monday. I feel like life is passing me by. If the Mayans were wrong I will be a half-a-century old this next year and I think that is almost about enough for me. I have had and lost a lot of great friends. I have a family and some friends that I don't really deserve. I am not depressed and I haven't really thought these thoughts but they are just flowing from my fingertips onto this keyboard. I have lots more that I need to do and lots more that I want to do but if the Mayans were correct I can go to the happy hunting grounds feeling that I made a contribution. I hope this doesn't sound like a bummer because that is not how I feel. I have just accepted how things are and know I was capable of much more and I just squandered many opportunities and talents but that's the way life goes; which of us cannot say that we could have and/or should have done more with our talents and opportunities?

Tonight we will record Dirty Laundry Podcast. That is one of my highlights of the week. It is kind of a lot of work and time each week but I really enjoy doing the show. I have no idea what we are going to talk about on the show this week but we always seem to talk about too much by the time we are through. I take notes all week long and then pick and choose from the chaos that has spewed from my mind.

Apparently there have been rumors that Dolly Parton is gay. Firstly, I have never heard these rumors. Secondly, I don't really care if she likes chicks... I actually wouldn't blame her if she did. Guys smell and are selfish and self-centered and are too competitive.... I guess that pretty much shows that I am not gay; guys are idiots. Dolly, maybe you should reconsider not being gay. Anyway, she had come out (bad choice of words) and said she is not gay. She has had a friend named Judy Ogle "since like third or fourth grade" and she "loves her as much as anyone in the whole wide world" but they "are not romantically involved." Dolly has been married to the same guy for 40 years. I guess with this criteria Cha Cha might be gay too. She has been married to the same dude for 25 years. She has been friends with Nature Girl and MADYM forever. And they all three just spent the weekend in Iowa and we all know what Iowa is famous for! Actually, what is Iowa famous for? Field of Dreams? Out of context that makes a lot of sense.

I want to segue into talking about Elmo so I will. No, I wont. It might be pod-worthy though.

I have to get some stuff done. That's code for I don't know what else to write but don't tell anyone.  Have a great night and I will probably have more to blog about tomorrow. Thanks for dropping by. TTTT...MITM (audi)