Has Christmas Been Banned?

Hello! I am finally getting to the blog. I have spent a great deal of the day editing Dirty Laundry Podcast and getting it uploaded to iTunes. It takes about three-and-a-half times longer to edit the show than it does to record it. It makes me wonder why talent gets paid s much and the behind the scenes people generally get paid far less in the entertainment world.
     A Charlie Brown Christmas is on right now. I have always liked this one. It won't be the same not seeing Dolly Madison commercials during the show. Thanks a lot for wrecking the holidays for me Hostess! Do you suppose Pig Pen's real name is Pig Pen? If your last name was Pen or Penn would you name your son Pig? Maybe it's a nickname but it's still pretty mean if that is the case. That reminds me - we got a flyer attached to our mailbox today requesting that everyone put white lights on their parkway trees. I told Fabio that I thought I would put black lights on our tree instead. Our neighborhood Facebook page has turned me pretty sour on the neighborhood. It's a bunch of gossips and busybodies. Not only that but have you ever tried to shovel the sidewalk with an extension cord crossing it? Count me out! Cha Cha says she wants to do it... You're a mean one Mr. Agitator! I guess we're going to do it. I am the Charlie Brown of this house for sure. When Lucy says we're doing it I just step in line. I am such a blockhead.

This is probably the last blog that I will write because I am winning a half-a-billion dollars+ on Powerball tonight and then I will have somebody write it for me. I will dictate it, when I have time while being filthy rich, but does that mean I write it? Boy, the podcast would get a lot better with that kind of money. We'd probably get some really big guests too. Rich people always have powerful and famous friends.

Lucy Van Pelt really is a mean bitch! Hey, Charlie Brown went 36 minutes and they are piggy-backing some show called Prep and Landing onto the back of Charlie Brown; sneaky, sneaky. See what happens when Dolly Madison isn't involved?

I just read where Pope Benedict has written a book and now people were thinking that Christmas was going to be cancelled? In his book The Infancy Narratives - Jesus of Nazareth the Pope wrote that in the scriptures there was not mention of animals in a stable rather Jesus was probably born in a cave. This is causing people to think that the Pope was going to cancel Christmas? I find a lot of people gullible but do these people really believe that talking animals and a little boy playing a drum were hanging out with baby Jesus? The official Catholic social network, XT3, even came out and said "The Pope has not banned Christmas." I didn't know that the Catholic church had their own social network. I bet they don't have porn on there.

Fabio just asked me what I want for Christmas. I have no idea what I want. I don't really want anything. Now I have to come up with some things I want; I really, really don't want anything. A gas station gift certificate? Cheese? iTunes gift card would be nice I guess.

Thanks for stopping by. I hope you sleep well tonight. I think I will. I will probably blog again tomorrow but earlier than today. Have a great morning and I will blog you again sometime tomorrow. TTTThen...MITM (stuffed-up) TA!