Breast Awareness Blog!

Last night I wrote a blog and said that people on our busybodies and after sleeping on it I regretted saying that because it is 95% untrue. There are a few people on there that seem to be nosy and busybodies but most are not. I am guilty of focusing on the negative and I apologize. Also, I said that we are not going to put the white lights on the parkway tree. Again I was wrong....we are going to be putting up the lights. I must have thought I was gonna win Powerball and I was trying to cut ties with everyone before I won the big cash. I now know why Donald Trump is such an a-hole. Cash changes people and, in my case, just the hopes of cash turned me into a Trump. I hope I never win the lottery but I will probably still play so when you win there's more money in there.

Another reason for the parkway light flip-flop was that Cha Cha really wants to do it and she was going to do the lights herself and my buddy Brian Didier said that he thought that the lights would look nice. He is right but I still think the black lights would be funny. Incidentally, Cha Cha was never crabby about it as I may have made her sound. She doesn't read the blog so she would never know that I made her sound crabby but she is very seldom crabby and when she is I usually deserve it. So, as the powerful people would spin it... I have consulted with a couple of my top advisers (Cha Cha and Brian) and we have decided  that the lights would look nice.

I was getting tired of all of the pink in sports for Breast Awareness Month or quarter or half-year or however long it was and am happy that it is over. Actually I think it was Breast Cancer Awareness Month - I am always aware of breasts. I also love the color pink. It is very nice but to see people go out and beat the crap out of each other while being concerned about breast cancer seemed weird. If they were such caring people why do they beat the crap out of each other? Seems ironic to me. I will support breast cancer awareness while I collapse your lungs and spear you in the spleen.

I am very aware!!!!

It all makes sense now...it is the end of the month and my Mattstruation is always at the end of the month. I should really consider taking the ends of the months off from blogging. I do go stretches when I don't blog so maybe I should schedule these "periods" at the ends of the months.

I just gone done cleaning the kitchen and now it's time to start some laundry...I will keep the pinks separate and not use hot water on them. I will probably blog tomorrow because I will reread this and find out how I misquoted myself. I cannot help but think of the potato soup I made last night and think I may  head over to the kitchen and ladle me a bowl of that too. If you haven't already checked out this week's load of Dirty Laundry Podcast to find out why Lindsey Lohan was arrested at 4 AM this morning. She thought she was fighting with Cha Cha methinks.

TTTT...MITM (in) TA!