A Bunch of Bull & Teeth and Lots & Lots of Blogs!

I know you have been wondering, "what are some of the former Chicago Bulls up to?" so I thought I would fill you in. Michael Jordan just got banned from a Miami Beach golf course for wearing cargo pants on the course against the club's dress code. The course's dress code states that "members and guests must be attired in a collared shirt and Bermuda shorts." He's Michael Frickin' (Jeffery really though Frickin' would be an awesome MIDDLE name) Jordan. I wish I would have thought of "Frickin'" as a MIDDLE name when Splenda and Fabio were born; it could have become a family name. Scottie Pippin, as most of us know, played basketball with President Obama on the day of the Presidential election. And, as far as Dennis Rodman you can spend time with him tomorrow night for $59 or $129 for the VIP treatment. Saturday, December 1st you can watch a basketball game (on television in a bar) with Rodman. (here's a link) You get to ask him questions at half-time and you will automatically be entered in the "Dress Like Dennis" contest and you get two drink tickets and a "photo opportunity" with Dennis Rodman. For the $129 it sounds like you get open bar during the game and an autographed 16" x 20" photo of Dennis. I am tempted to call in sick to work but since I never have and I wrote that here now I probably won't. Hopefully I don't really get sick or they won't believe me though you're the only one who actually reads this blog so don't tell them okay?

Does it distract anybody else that period-piece films (westerns, colonial. pirate, past wars...) always have people with perfect teeth in them? Perfectly straight bright white teeth? It distracts from the realism for me. Straight, white teeth are fairly new to the masses I think. I get over it rather quickly but it always throws me back for a moment. Hollywood can make perfect wounds or a great looking zombie but they cannot do tooth make-up or use a prosthetic set of teeth?

I just saw that this is my 750th blog. If I had written one page of my novel a day like I have this blog (I have skipped a lot of days) I would have a pretty good book written by now. Or a pretty lengthy screenplay. But then I wouldn't have written this blog unless I had written twice as many pages. Next year, if the Mayans were wrong, (I still don't know if it's Maya or Mayans) I will have written my 1000th blog. Yikes!

I have to hurry and finish this because I didn't sleep much yesterday, I worked all night and now I am home and have taken my two Benadryls. I may fall asleep mid hunt-and-peck if I don't wrap this up soon. Remember to listen to this week's Dirty Laundry Podcast; it's a hoot. Last week's is pretty good too. And so on and so on and so on... I don't have to wake until about 3:15 so I can take Fabio to his trainer. The trainer must be helping because Fabio scored 19 points in yesterday's basketball game and he hit three of four three-pointers. He had a couple of great blocks too. They won my 19 points.

Okay this was a heck of a 750th blog day. Thanks a lot for being part of this ride so far I will jeep om keepin' on. I dozed off for a moment so I am done. TTT751 (maybe tomorrow)...MITM (out not looking a day over 725. TA!