It was a full 19 hours since
I am still having a hard time finding a Medium for the October 30th seance so, it's on to "Plan B"; I will be conducting the seance myself. I have over a month to figure out what I'm doing and, since I usually wake up during the 3:00AM hour, I am very sensitive to the spirit world (thank you Stacee for your research). I am going to take it seriously but Sugar Momma said that I have built a lifetime of goofiness and I shouldn't wear a turban or anything like that because I am a goofball. I need to get a cool robe and a crystal ball or something. Won't you be surprised when I actually contact another realm and become the new slightly less masculine James Van Praagh? This is gonna be the best seance you have ever heard of! There are still a few seats available believe it or not.
Sugar Momma and I watched an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm early Saturday morning that we had DVR'd. I felt like I was living an episode within an episode. She: needed coffee so I paused it, she had to go to
I see the new season of The Apprentice started this past week. They are not doing a celebrity addition this time; they went back to the original premise but this time they took people who are out of work and are referring to it as the recession edition. America...what an opportunistic country.
My friend MADYM (not to be confused with Wayland Flowers' side-kick) told Sugar Momma something funny. I used to work in the construction industry until I was made redundant last year. We did quite a bit of work in a
subdivision in Geneva, Illinois called Mill Creek. Madym told Sugar Momma that someone keeps changing the entrance sign to Mill Creek to "MILF" Creek. I think that is hilarious! Supposedly they change the sign at night and they do a really nice job so it looks like the sign was really made that way. It gets changed back and then the MILF Vandals change it back again. Keep up the good work out there keeping the MIDDLE entertained.
Sunday is here so enjoy the day before the grind begins again Monday. I may go to an olde time baseball game in Creston, IL (talk about the MIDDLE of nowhere) Sunday. No one in this house wants to go with me so either I will go alone or I will just stay home and work on my book while watching football and juggling my fantasy team. I'm such a dud...I mean dude. TTTT...MITM!
** biolife graphic pumped from biolife.vmt.edu, freaks and geeks photo copied from daily.likeme.net & milf graphic schwinged from soundopinions.org **
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