She'nme?

So, my dog started his won Facebook page today (Jeff Helser). I told him that Facebook is probably on the decline and tried to convince him to stick with Snapchat or Twitter but he says that Facebook is more non-opposable thumb friendly. He is generally more media and promotion savvy that I am so I will watch him surpass my friend count on Facebook in about a week probably.

It is great that it is already my Thursday. I wish every week was a three-day week. I have such a sinus headache I feel like my head is gonna split in the back.

I continued my sushi pursuit today. We went to Hy-Vee grocery store where they have a mini-restaurant thingy inside. They have a great salad bar but, today, I tried the sushi. All the people behind the Asian food part of the counter are Asian. Do we just feel more comfortable having Asian people make our sushi and spring rolls and such or are they better at it than Germans? I didn't see Mario and Luigi back there making the pasta dishes and pizza. They weren't wearing Lederhosen behind the cheese counter. There were several pre-made packages of sushi in front of the counter but I had the lady make me fresh sushi. It was great! AND, the wasabi was flowing like water. I have finally found a place where wasabi is not treated like gold bullion. I just now ready the fortune from my fortune cookie and it says "Now is a lucky time for you - take a chance." That's a lot of pressure. There is no expiration date on the fortune. When is "now?" Was it when the cookie was made? When the fortune was printed? Does the clock start ticking as soon as I read it? Is it too late already? I take chances all the time. I don't need a cookie to tell me to do something I always do anyway. On the flip-side is helps me "learn Chinese." My Chinese word today is "what." The Chinese word for "what" is She'nme. How can I trust this cookie. Maybe I will be "taking a chance" by using the word "she'nme" because it really means "beat me up" or something.

I'm Jonsein' Man

I want to lie down for my pre-game power nap right now but I don't think that is gonna happen. It will probably be more like 20 minutes. I am gonna do some nose spray first. I know that stuff is bad for you but I have heard that not breathing is not good for you either. I do find that when I use certain nose sprays I get stuffed-up more. There is something in these things that make you stuffed-up so they can create their own business. It's like most drugs I guess. I hear that cocaine and heroine do similar things. I will tough it out again one of these days and suffer through it for a couple of days and get this nose spray monkey off my back but now is not that time. I need to go to Noseanon (Nose Spray Anonymous) meetings I think. Maybe I should "take a chance" at not breathing. Those damn fortunes can mean anything or nothing at all. ARRRGGHHHHH!

I have to get to sleep. My head is gonna explode and I want to be in bed when it does so they can just wrap it up in the sheets and throw me in a dumpster and buy a new MATTress. I am so considerate that way. Heat pack? Cold compress? I have to go. Only three or four days until the new Dirty Laundry Podcast. I know you're as excited as I am. Have a great night (Earth Day Night). Thanks a lot for stopping in. I will blog you again tomorrow. Maybe earlier and without a headache huh? TTTT...MITM (out) Sayonara!