The Illunimati and Suck-a-de-mayo Together Again!

Okay or 666?

Why are people who play the trombone called trombonists? I think they should be called tromboners. You don't call people who play drums drummists? I would love to hear a duet with a pianist and a tromboner - not that there's anything wrong with that...

Tomorrow is Cinco de Mayo. Even if you don't celebrate Mexican Independence, or whatever cinco de Mayo celebrates, you cannot deny the fact that tomorrow is cinco de Mayo just as assuredly as today is quatro de Mayo. People from Mexico know how to party and their food is amongst my favorite and I am very fond of margaritas...too bad I have to work tomorrow so for me this Cinco de Mayo is just Sucka de Mayo!

I learn a lot of things spending time in the car while Fabio drives himself over to drivers' ed. with me in the passenger seat. Thing number one is that I am not as MIDDLE as I thought when my youngest spawn member is old enough to drive but there are a couple of other things that I discovered. Did you know that Lebron James and Kobe Bryant are both Illuminati? Kobe's nickname is Black Mamba (snake) and LeBron alter ego is a lion - both animals are known signs of illuminati apparently.  Did you also know that when Lebron puts his finger up to his eye in his trademark "okay" sign it is really 6 6 6? I have also seen photos of LeBron doing the pyramid symbol with his hands which, as we all know, is usually topped by the all-seeing-eye on our American one dollar bill. Fabio says it is on the one dollar bill because that is the most common one and that way they can keep an eye on all of us. That is the reason that LeBron and Kobe are so good - it has nothing to do with them eating, sleeping, playing, reading, breathing, watching... basketball since they were old enough to say the word "ball." When I was searching for that photo I saw many celebs flashing the "all seeing eye" symbol as I will now call it - from Michael Jackson to Buckwheat - OTAY! I told Fabio that there is a very famous pizza place in Chicago that I believe is a member of the Illuminati - Lou Malnati's. I know he was goofing but it has made me want to see Angels and Demons again.

The key to the promise land of sky blue water

Another thing I learned while riding in the car with Fabio is, "the person who came up with the Dorito's taco shell at Taco Bell is a friggin' genius." I am pretty sure whoever it was is Illuminati!

I saw a television commercial the other day about a new Miller Lite punch top can! It has a little vent hole that you can punch in the top of the can to get better flow or some such nonsense. The commercial showed people grabbing various hard items to punch the little vent hole out... that is kinda ridiculous; wasn't the whole idea behind the pop-top can so we didn't always have to hunt for a church key? I don't even know why I remember that can opener was called a church key. That one stuck with me because I guess I thought it was so funny, Now that I think about it shouldn't the corkscrew actually be called a church key. They don't drink beer in church. How many of our fathers (not the ones in the black robes) do you suppose were working on the car and popped a beer open with a church key and in the next moment opened a can of 10W30? I would bet my Illuminati membership ring that my dad did more than once.

The Dirty Laundry Podcast is up to 98 Facebook "likers." We are only two away from 100. If I could get LeBron James and Kobe Bryant to just click the "like" button we would be there. Big deal you are in the NBA play-offs - it only takes about 30 seconds to logon and go to the Dirty Laundry Podcast Facebook page and click "like" as Peggy, Robyn and Andie most recently did. Please make a boys dream to go to camp or whatever cool prize I could pretend that I get for 100 "likers." I don't even care if they are wham-bam-thank-you-matt "likes." I promise not to call you in the morning. We are adults we can just have a good "liking" without any emotional attachments right? "Likers" with benefits. The "likers' church key-club.

Just Otay or more???????

I am just about do for a haircut and I think I may go somewhere different this time. I may go to Peg's On Main in Maple Park, IL this time.

I hope you have a great quatro and cinco de Mayo. Thanks for being here and I guess I will not talk to you on seis de Mayo either other than through the podcast which won't really be up until siete or ocho de Mayo but by then I will be blogging again so I guess we will only be two days apart. Enough silliness from me. Have a great weekend. TTTM....MITM (hoping you "like" me - you really "like" me). TA!