Change Your Calendar - End of the World On Hold!

That's a bad sign when they don't even get me!

Man, I got a lot done yesterday (I am actually writing this yesterday as you read this and I don't want our relationship to be based on lies so I had to come clean). It's 10:29PM Wednesday night right now. I will finish writing this tomorrow which is today for you so I now I am totally guilt-free. The podcast studio is 90% moved to the new location. I am typing this in the new studio right now (which was last night for you). This time-travel stuff is harder than you'd thing - trying to keep stuff straight is taxing. I need to find a huge world map now. I see they have one at IKEA but I won't be able to get there until next week - all good things to those who wait I guess. In addition to moving the studio (which included running a phone-line while not even knowing how to do it but if you're reading this that means that the phone line works for the modem). I also mowed the lawn - AGAIN! I Rounded-up the weeds. I took Fabio to and from his final  Drivers' Education class. I did the shopping (four different stores because I needed a longer Ethernet cord (TWSS). I am boring myself so I will move along. Actually I think I am going to move some more stuff to this new studio before hitting the rack. The next time I write here it will be tomorrow (or today for you).

I am getting tired of Facebook messages saying (fill in your name here) wants to add you to their birthday list calendar. I always deny this so when my birthday comes around and nobody sends me glad tidings I will know why(September 14th if you genuinely want to add it to your calendar for some reason). I know it's just their computer/Facebook wanting to add my birthday to the person's calendar... It's funny how most of the requests that I get are from people who I barely know and the ones that I know the best either A) already know it B) don't really care C) it is a scam by Facebook to swap info back and forth most likely to make more money for one of the richest person since the inventor of the wheel. Speaking of that...I know I have talked about those pistachio commercials before but have you seen the new one with the Winklevi? If I hadn't seen The Social Network I would have no idea who these dudes are. I think that commercial is pretty funny - not that I am an expert on commercials since most are DVR'd past me at the speed of light

Greg, Peter and Bobby (the box made me think that)

One thing that I didn't figure into moving Kajunkles Studio is the sump pump. It just went-off and the pipe that pushes the water to the sewer runs directly above the desk so when it does pump the water out we will hear it very clearly and everyone will have to pee. You know me...I smell the sweet smell of opportunity!

So, now that December 21st is quickly approaching, there is a "just in time" discovery that the Mayan's were "just turning the page" and the calendar doesn't end that day. PHEW!!!! Talk about Dudley Do Right finding Nell on the tracks just in time - screw you Snidely Whiplash... foiled again! An archeologist from Boston University has discovered that the original date was written just as notes by a "scribe" and not one of the priests" that was doing the cipherin.' This "scribe" was just marking his spot while he took a coffee break or something. This does not mean that the dates of the Mayan calendar go past December 21st but it does give us hope so don't make any hasty decisions based o a calendar that doesn't predict the end of the world. I don't want to scoop National Geographic magazine because I respect them so much so you can read the details in the upcoming National Geographic. If I don't respect my fellow international literary sensations I have no right being one of the most trusted sources of news in the industry. Without journalistic integrity what do I have besides: dashing good-looks, a child-like exuberance, the writing ability of a Twain/Woolf/Doestoyevsky/Dickens/Shakespeare/Chaucer/Lord Byron/Dickenson/Whitman/Steinbeck/Tolstoy/Aesop/Eliot/Poe/Hemmingway/Grisham love-child and the humility of Moses? 

It is now 3:29PM Thursday so I have been writing this off-and-on (much more off than on) for 17 hours. I think I need to play the #29 in the lottery this week. Is it only a coincidence that the minutes were exactly 29? There are no coincidences!!! I don't know why I said that because I think there are hundreds of millions of coincidences every second. We are all here due to coincidence and circumstance (that's pretty deep-sounding).

Thank you for stopping by. If you didn't keep coming I would probably stop writing and then you would be responsible for robbing millions thousands hundreds some people of this joy. I hope you have a great Thursnight and it carries right into your Friday. I hope it gets warmer soon or it's gonna be cold down in bowels of this studio. TTTT....MITM (out to be productive in some way) TA!