Help Keep Us Idiots Gruntled!!!I

It's is your Humpday - congratulations to you (or half congratulations to you). Unless you enjoy your week then it's have condolences to you but that still leaves half congratulations as the other half so that one does not need to be said.

My doctor's appointment doctor's assistant's appointment went well. I actually liked it much better without the doctor who shall not be named - let's call him "Dr. Useless From Whom I Get My Monthly Fix." The assistant, Kristin, seemed to actually listen and answered the questions I asked rather than just getting a checklist of predetermined doctor phrases and questions checked-off a list. She even set my next appointment for six months from now rather than having the Walgreens pharmacy tell me that I need to call the doctor before they can refill my prescription when it is time and then she renewed my blood pressure meds from now until my next appointment. As predicted, she ordered blood-work for me and gave me a sheet for that which I have already summarily dismissed. Also, Kristin did not look anything like the photo I posted here yesterday so I took a photo while she wasn't looking and that's what she really looks up over there on the left; it turned out she is brunette.

Last night I slept really well. I have discovered that half a bottle of moscato and one Benadryl is a perfect combo (you the man Elvis). When I went to get the moscato I saw that they also have two flavors of moscato spumante (spumante and bubbles????? how could I not?). I am pretty sure that I am going to go back there and get a bottle of that today - this is the second-half of my weekend you know. If you are home today and feel like kickin' it new school come on over. Let me know ahead of time because I may go to a bar or a golf course this afternoon depending on my mood. Maybe I will just go to a bar and play Golden Tee or go to a golf course and drink. I haven't been bowling in awhile. I love sports that combine drinking and the sport. In golf they also give you keys to one of their vehicles and then have a girl drive alcohol out to you - do you suppose she'd have moscato spumante?

For dinner last night I made steak on the grill (I marinade it for about five hours before grill time), dill potatoes on the grill (by very popular demand), steamed asparagus and pumpkin pie.

Actual photo of the woman who tanned her 5-year old (tanner lady)

It's just now starting to rain again so maybe the golf course is off the table. Yesterday I got the front yard and the side mowed but it began raining before I could get the back jack. That was on the agenda for today but it seems Mother Nature had decided to open-up my schedule.

Did you hear about the New Jersey woman who was arrested for allegedly taking her five-year-old daughter into a tanning booth with her (she denies that her daughter was in the booth with her)? I guess it's considered child endangerment to take a child into a tanning booth. So, just like smoking, once you're over 18 you can decide for yourself if you want to slowly kill yourself. Her defense could not have been that she wasn't even in a tanning booth because she is definitely a tanner - she's 44-years-old and looks like The Crypt Keeper. I think a natural-looking tan (preferably a natural-looking tan because it is a natural tan) but this lady has an obvious addiction. If she lived in Arizona they'd be asked to show some documentation. I wouldn't take a five-year-old in one of the places (even the waiting room) just because I would be afraid of all the bacteria in those tanning booths. I am a closet germa-phobe who is screaming to come out of the warm closet which, ironically, looks and sometimes feels like a tanning booth. I wonder if, while she tans, this lady listens to Dirty Laundry Podcast (new load is ready right now tanning lady).

He kinda looks like "tanner lady"

I never even thought about this until right now but Tanner from The Bad News Bears, incidentally he is easily my favorite BNB, had a funnier name than I ever even thought of. Tanner Boyle. I never really put the getting a boyle (boil) from tanning until this lady got arrested and I blogged about it. Do you suppose they did that on purpose or was that just a coincidence? I think I may did that DVD out today watch it later with my mosacto spuamante and not even go to the bar. with this new plan I could also get laundry done at the same time - okay you're still invited but the agenda has changed.

We are still five "likers" short of 100 on the Dirty Laundry Facebook page (thank you very much Debbie and Kara and Jen for answering the call to get us three "likes" closer). You are only two clicks away from making an idiot's dream come true. Shouldn't we idiots be happy too? Simply click that blue link there (click one) and then click "like" (click two). You'd much rather have a happy idiot than a disgruntles one wouldn't you? Help keep the idiots gruntled!!!!!

Thank you for stopping in and for spending a few minutes with me. I also want to apologize to the Bingo players we may have offended with this week's Dirty Laundry Podcast - I have already received a couple of messages regarding our apparent bingo prejudice (I must admit that I occasionally play bingo at family picnics and such but it is generally as a very last resort for me even though I do treasure those potholders I win occasionally and those $ingles have come in handy on occasion). Have a great day and hot me up if you want to hang with a blogger/podcast today. Who knows, maybe we can find an illegal bingo game somewhere. TTTT...MITM ( "O -72 .... O -72" - BINGO!!!!! - out)