Heil Fitness!

Heil Fitness!

My three day weekend has begun. The first thing I did was went and worked-out. I have to do it or I won't do it. That actually makes sense to me but you are smarter than I am so it may really be a stupid statement. I think it was yesterday that I mentioned the top Pandora stations I have listened to while working-out. Add Queen to that list. Yesterday I finally bit the bullet and subscribed to Pandora. I like the free version because, of course, it's free but for $3.99 / month it's was a lot nicer without any commercials. I worked-out for an hour and not one commercial. I can cancel my subscription at any time but I think $3.99/month is a good deal. If they get greedy like Netflix did awhile back I may change my mind.

I am really tired. I got off of work and changed clothes and went right to the gym. I have noticed, mainly because of all of the logos hanging up at Anytime Fitness, that their logo looks a lot like a swastika. Cha Cha thinks I am nuts. She's probably partially correct but it still looks like a swastika to me. She thinks it's simply a guy running but wouldn't that be a clever way of hiding one of the greatest symbols of hatred and stupidity in the history of man and womankind? Am I supporting the new Aryan nation? Is it a coincidence that all of the trainers are very good looking too?

I took a nap because that's what old people who work all night and then work-out and go out to breakfast after work do. Weird that I still call it a nap when it is normally the time I sleep. Actually, if I slept at night THAT would be a nap. I still feel tired but I have to get moving because there is something going on tonight that I have to be present to or it will be my hide. If you're bored head out to Matty's Fatty's and be part of what may be a Celebrity in His Own Mind Roast. Come on out if you're really hard-up for entertainment or just want to feel better about yourself. Happy to help.

Cha Cha is leaving me. I cannot believe it took her this long. She says she is going away for a week for a conference for work but that really just gives he a week's head start before I looking for her. Pretty smart. The least I can do is give her a head start. It makes it more of a challenge for me too. Only one day after I get past the hump of life - coincidence?

The Northern Illinois University football team plays the the Idaho Vandals (University of Idaho) today. Who in the hell calls their college football team The Vandals? BRB - I gotta see what that is about. The stupid name is because a century ago their defense "vandalized" opponents. Their colors are silver and gold (I know you're hearing that song from Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer in you head) supposedly to honor the state's mining industry. Shouldn't they be The Spuds? What in the hell could their mascot look like? I think NIU, who just beat the Iowa Hawkeyes last week and were in The Orange Bowl last year, will probably win. In sports, however, nothing is guaranteed. Well, there are some guarantees associated with The Cubs but they defy all laws of everything. Like, how are they so beloved? I must say that I really do admire their fans' loyalty.

I have to start getting ready for the beginning of my farewell tour. Maybe I'll see you there if my glaucoma isn't acting up. I probably won't remember your name so don't be offended. Thanks a lot for spending a few moments with me - it does an old soul good. Have a great rest of your weekend. I probably won't blog again until Monday if I live that long. TTTM?...MITM (what was I saying?) Ta!