Good Deeds Canadian Style!

It has been quite a day. I started the day off by editing Dirty Laundry Podcast. While in the midst of editing I decided to run and do the good deed that I promised to do. Do you know what they call people like me? Good Deed Doers. So, I went and did the good deed and came back and finished editing the show. I like doing good deeds for people who deserve good deeds to be done unto them. I also really do enjoy doing the podcast. I have a great podcast cohost and if it weren't for the big wigs upstairs (or are they big Whigs?) the show would be perfect. I guess my political stupidity pissed them off a little this week and one of them came down to the studio and demanded to record a piece on the show. How could we decline? Then I uploaded the podcast for you to enjoy. I hope you do. I also bought a couple of Christmas presents for Cha Cha that are supposed to arrive between December 12th and 15th. I would tell you what they are but then she would decide to read the blog. It is something that she expressed that she would like on one of the podcasts; I believe it was this week's show.

Fabio's basketball game tonight got cancelled - woohoo!!!! I can take a nap. Naps are underrated. Except in places where they are called siestas. Those people know what it's all about!

Sausage, Pepperoni, Onion?

Nobody told me this was Decembeard. I thought it was testicular cancer awareness month or something. Last month was boobs and this month is balls. Maybe the beard doesn't have to be on your face? I am not allowed to have a beard on my face at my current job so I cannot participate with the face one but maybe the other one I can be a part of? A body beard might be a good idea for winter...hmmm!

Do you think I should get some Pizza Hut perfume for Cha Cha and Splenda's stockings? It's called Eau de Pizza Hut It is bound to be a collector's item because there is no way that it will last beyond one Christmas unless a bunch of idiots buy it thinking it is going to be a collector's item. Oh, that's me huh? In 2008 Burger King tried to introduce meat-scented Flame by BK. There has also been Play-Doh perfume. I wonder what Matt In The Middle Perfume would smell like?

I love that Congress took a break during the debt talks. I am sarcastic, of course, when I say I love it. It really shows what they think of we MIDDLE-classers. They don't give a flying fart about any of us. You can see why so many countries have risen up against the aristocracy throughout history. I am not calling for an uprising but I sure can understand. I wonder how much longer it will be before Cha Cha and I move to Canada? I am thinking maybe St. Catherine. It will have to be somewhere near Toronto; I love Toronto. I have never been to Vancouver but it looked amazing during the 2010 Winter Olympics. Vancouver has the third largest film industry in North America; that could be good for guests of the podcast. You will be surprised to learn that other than Cha Cha and I, Cindy Crawford and a porn star there are very few famous people associated with our town. I really think we will one day be Canadian citizens. The blog and the podcast and such will end in .ca instead of .com. There are a lot of logistics questions to be answered. 

I am going to sign-off because I fear I am rambling due to my tired state. I just got a call for Fabio's orthodontist saying that he has two appointments tomorrow; one at 8:00 and one at 9:30. They were wondering which one we prefer. I called her back and said we will take them both but I am only paying for one. We did not know anything about the 8:00 so we will be there at 9:30. I made her laugh and she was at work so I will consider that as good deed #2 (unless you count the podcast and this blog ...#3 and #4) Thanks a lot for stopping in and be sure to do YOUR good deed and listen to the podcast. Have a great night and I will probably talk to you tomorrow between all of the dentist appointments I may be taking Fabio to. TTTT...MITM (out) TA!