BFD means "Big Fartin' Douche" to Me Now

He even wears a BFD t-shirt as he is a big "supporter" of the Bikini Fire Department

I saw an older episode of Undercover Boss last night. I was just flipping channels and stopped there because I have seen that show before and I have usually liked it. It is where, as you might imagine, the owner of a business will go undercover as a new employee or something... to see how his/her restaurants truly run on a day-to-day basis. They come up with some reason why there is a film crew there - like the new person is on a reality show or some other reason they are following this person around with cameras and microphones. Last night they followed around the owner of Bikinis restaurant. I had never heard of it and it sounds like their stores are mainly in Texas. I found the owner, Doug Guller, offensive in as many ways as I can imagine. At the end of the show (spoiler alert from 2014) he fired one girl because she knew a "reality show" was filming at the restaurant and she didn't want to wear a bikini on television. He also rewarded one girl, that he liked, by paying for new boobs as a reward for doing a good job. This guy is a sexist, misogynistic, rich, idiot. He reminded me a lot of the five male owners of the construction company that I worked at for 14 years or so. I wish we had a Bikinis near here so I could boycott it properly. I will never eat at Gino's East (a Chicago pizza tradition) since I know the same A-hole owns that restaurant chain too; I guess I can feel like an activist in boycotting him here in the Chicagoland area. Guller also bought a small town in Texas and renamed it Bikini, Texas. I could understand it a bit better if he were 20-years-old but he is, from my best detective work I can say with some certainty, approximately 42 years old and is not married though he calls himself a "big family man." Maybe he misspoke and meant "a big breast man" as most guys I hear say that they are "family men" are married and have children (at least married). He should really get married so he has a wife to keep him in line. He also calls Bikinis a "breastaurant" and even had that word copy-written and trademarked - I hope he doesn't sue me for using it in the blog today though the blog would grow in readership I imagine. So much for the boycott section of today's blog.

Now that I am thinking of men that appear to prey on women I hear that another woman (Kathrine Mae McPhee) came forward and said she was raped by Bill Cosby. She had worked on The Bill Cosby Show in 1971 and saw he him again 1974 when he "physically attacked" her. With dozens of women alleging similar things it would appear that Mr. Cosby has some problems. I am sad because he was a hilarious stand-up comedian and had many very good television shows. He was called "America's dad" at one time. We don't always know what darkness lurks in the hearts of men.  

Adolf is better looking in color and stashless 

As long as I have a theme going today I am fairly certain that Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun (Eva Hitler since they were married before they supposedly "shot themselves") did not really kill themselves as we have always been lead to believe. I believe the bodies that were presented as theirs were not really the Hitlers. I think they escaped to Spain and then to Argentina via U-Boat. I have many reasons for this belief and I am 94% certain that I am correct. They probably died of old age - thanks a lot karma! I am a big fan of conspiracies and conspiracy theories. I imagine that is the deductive mind in me. I have just recently realized that the date that they supposedly died is the same date (different year, of course) that Cha Cha and I were joined in MATTrimony. Coincidence or are we Adolph and Eva incarnate travelling through eternity together finding one another over and over? If so, they were much nicer than they were portrayed as but that may happen in the reincarnation process. But maybe the reincarnation process makes you nicer in every new you. If that is so, Eva must have been pretty nice already because Cha Cha is near saintly.

Believe it or not I have been writing this off-and-on for hours while doing laundry, washing dishes in our new very quiet and efficient dishwasher as well as several other various household tasks. I am excited that Splenda, the new college graduate, will be home tonight. We are going to see A Christmas Story at the Paramount Arts Center in Aurora in a couple of days with my parents. I hope nobody shoots an eye out! I like this time of year for the family get-togethers. I also like the movie It's a Wonderful Life a great deal so I like that it is usually showed non-stop on our local PBS station (WTTW -Window To The World) on Christmas Eve. 

I hope you have a great rest of your Tuesday. I am fairly certain that I will blog again tomorrow and I will try to be a little more joyous given the time of year we are upon. Thank you, as always. for setting aside a bi of time to see what is seeping out of my fingers and head. TTTT...MITM (out) TA!